The Stooping Swindler: Detochkin and Dutch as Defensible Robin Hoods


When finalizing his script for “Lavender Hill Mob,” TEB Clarke may have had to reassure the British censorship board that the mob wouldn’t get away with their gold bullion scheme. And it took years for Eldar Ryazanov to obtain approval to film “Beware the Automobile,” somehow allaying fears at Goskino that it would inspire people to steal cars. I don’t believe either film ever intended to suggest that crime pays, but in a world of inequalities, crime capers can offer a little imaginative release even to the law-abiding citizen, and these two films do it so gracefully with their endearing, ‘damaged’ protagonists. At first, Holland is every bit the English gentleman abroad, confidently enjoying the easy life in his tropical white dinner jacket and charmingly handing out generous gifts of stolen money to anyone passing by his table. And we first encounter Detochkin in mid-operation, a mysterious figure rising from the underground with a noirish flash of light catching his eye, sure of hand and foot as he skilfully unlocks a garage and whisks its car into the night.




But we soon find that both men are painfully awkward, uneasy, ‘not all there.’ Shy and soft-spoken, with stooped shoulders and bent knees, they are hardly masculine heroes but more like overgrown boys. Despite decades of dedicated service, Holland is virtually unrecognized by his superiors, shuffling meekly through the bank and his lodgings as he dreams of a future beyond 8 pounds a week. Detochkin (whose name borrows from the word for ‘child’) is a kindly son, hardworking insurance salesman, and otherwise dutiful citizen, quietly angered by those who take more than their share, perhaps subconsciously wishing he could be an officer of the law. In the end, both lose their last chance at a life of freedom through their own carelessness and folly, but these consequences only seem to deepen the viewer’s sympathy. After all, who among us does not dream of a fairer lot, or early retirement in the tropics? Xo



 (I have a habit of putting things together even if they’re not so alike, but if you made it through to this apologetic note I humbly thank you for your reading this and patiently humouring my silly rambles :’))

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